Hygiene (Addendum)
It was bloody (as predicted). In fact I think I may have actually ended up with a couple of pre-molars at the front of the mouth. But I think it might just be better for it.
It's a testament to how great my friends are, that I can get feedback on a story so quickly. And such great feedback too! Three opinions and a bunch of cuts (and a few insertions) later and we've got a much more servicable piece. I'm not sure if it's something I'm proud of but I'm really liking some of the turns of phrase. There're a few that you can really wrap your tongue around and set spinning. When I'm reading my work out that I think that's important. I'm allowed to say that because it's unlikely that anyone who listens to me speak tonight will ever read the prose.

Reading Out
The first two sessions of this term were student readings. I took my turn in the second week. I'd worked on the story right up until the last minute, taking advice on the story from quite a few people. I was sort of happy with the result but it didn't really help my nerves. As I sat in the class (I was fifth to read) my bladder made sure I remembered why I was there. When my turn came I headed down to the front. I put my sheets on the podium, lowered my head and went for it. The result was predictable. The prose stretched before me. My reading got quieter and faster as I went on. I stumbled over certain words because of a dry, phlegmy throat. Also because of my nerves I didn't differentiated the two voices well at all.
So reverse all that and we're good to go... Easy eh?